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If You Hate the Patriarchy, Give Us Back Our Electricity – Return Of Kings

If You Hate the Patriarchy, Give Us Back Our Electricity – Return Of Kings

“Down with the Patriarchy!” shouts a blue-haired, non-binary, non-gender conforming factor on the prime of its shrill lungs. Has the world gone mad? Has the apocalypse lastly come? What’s going on right here? Is there a virus within the water? No, it’s simply Tuesday at a College in America. And the blue-haired, shrieking factor occurs to be your professor. Have enjoyable at college fellas!

Conventional Gender Roles

In conventional society, ladies’s position was to take care of the family, increase the youngsters, and look after her husband. The lads ventured outdoors of the family to hunt, make warfare, construct and collect assets.

In primitive society, the place the physicality of existence had not but been supplanted by know-how, there was no method round these guidelines. Ladies spent their days cooking, cleansing and caring, typically till their knuckles bled. Males tilled the fields or chopped down timber or stalked animals and opposing warriors from nightfall until daybreak. Typically they didn’t make it residence.

Males couldn’t (and nonetheless cannot) give start and breast feed. Ladies couldn’t (usually talking) throw spears as far and as quick as males. So there wasn’t a lot room for negotiating gender roles. The roles have been appointed by nature.

By the best way, whereas ‘ladies’s work’ is usually denigrated right now, particularly by the blue-haired feminist issues, it’s no stroll within the park. Anybody who has ever struggled to knead dough, wash garments by hand, or impose a semblance of order on an unruly gathering of youngsters, is conscious that doing so is time-consuming and exhausting labor.

Males’s Technological Innovations Empower Ladies

With the arrival of know-how (all of it invented, improved and maintained by the dreaded patriarchy), work has largely advanced into pushing paper, dialing the telephone, studying, writing and speaking. Ladies acknowledged that with the bodily limitations to ‘bread-winning’ having been largely forged apart, they might probably do these types of jobs simply in addition to the lads.

They lobbied their husbands and different highly effective males to allow them to enter the office and compete for jobs alongside the lads. And males, being affordable, gracious and accommodating in the direction of the women supported their ambitions.

Most affordable, trendy males help a lady’s proper to enterprise outdoors of the family, earn a dwelling, and achieve her independence. (Some males in non-Western nations stay much less supportive – i.e. nonetheless susceptible to the occasional public stoning.)

Ladies Don’t Behave Like Males

What we didn’t rely on, nevertheless, was that ladies would convey their tone policing and conduct modification tasks – onerous wired into them over centuries of domesticating youngsters – into the office and focus them on grown ass males. No one requested for that!

We additionally didn’t acknowledge how ladies compete for social dominance so in another way from males. In all probability as a result of we have been too busy incomes a dwelling and having enjoyable by telling jokes amongst one another with out being reported to HR.

Backstabbing, gossip, rumor mongering, slander… that’s how women compete with each other. Complimentary to the face and crafty behind the again. And now the lads, rubbing their heads in agony, slowly coming to their senses, are realizing the drastic mistake they made in accommodating the calls for of the perpetually unhappy feminist agenda.

School, as soon as a haven at no cost thought, difficult concepts, and ritualistic debauchery, has devolved right into a paranoid, politically right surveillance zone the place anybody who dares not conform to the feminist lunacy dangers complete spoil.

The office, as soon as a spot the place males might work, converse frankly, curse, smoke and drink is now a colorless detention middle monitored 24/7 by commie, men-hating feminists in HR. Make an ‘off-color’ joke and also you get to decide on between placing your balls in a cinch whereas watching re-educational movies or being fired outright.

Bitch, please!

That is your boss

For these within the distinction between women and men in social competitors, I got here throughout an fascinating concept within the MGTOW dialogue boards earlier than the smart people at Reddit determined to ban the discussion board. We will’t have males talking to at least one one other with out feminine supervision can we?

The idea was one thing alongside the strains of: males discovered to be cohesive and constant to at least one one other within the early days since their gripes have been with neighboring tribes. They needed to stick collectively and overlook one another’s faults with a view to unify right into a cohesive preventing drive. The outliers may be killed off in competitors by the enemy tribes.

Ladies, nevertheless, decided their social hierarchy amongst themselves again on the homestead. In order that they developed the talents of infighting, crafty and sabotage since outright hostility inside the tribe was not allowed. These are the talents they at present make use of towards males in all walks of life, strolling away with ludicrous divorce and sexual harassment settlements with out having completed any of the ‘heavy lifting’. These are very superior social expertise that few males naturally possess.

They assume we’re idiots for speaking in easy and direct and non-duplicitous phrases. That’s why each tv business portrays males as stumbling dullards who wrestle to plug in a toaster. As a result of we wrestle in a lady’s world.

And be trustworthy, it’s no enjoyable and no one likes the world they’re making. That features most girls.

Fact is Sexist

So right here’s my answer. Males, first we should always acknowledge that we’re handicapped by a pair issues. One is thirst. We will’t convey ourselves to inform the ugly fact to fairly lady (and even skanks) that we need to sleep with. In a method or one other, to various levels, we need to sleep with almost each feminine that crosses our path.

In a nicer mild, many people are vulnerable to chivalrous conduct. Males are constructed to guard and cherish the weaker intercourse. So we help them of their ambitions to problem and denigrate us. And we allow them to get away with it.

However it’s come time to inform the reality brothers. Right here it’s. Each technological development has come by the hands of males, and sorry my third world brothers from different moms, however it has been principally Western males.

I might element all of the inventors who introduced us the varied machines which have freed us from the day by day bodily toil that sure our ancestors to their pure gender roles. However as an alternative let’s zoom out and concentrate on the large ones.

Electrical energy

Electrical energy is a pure drive at work in our our bodies and nature. However it was European males (the patriarchy) who found and refined this pressure till it could possibly be managed and transported in batteries and wires. And it was males who constructed the transformers, transported them, dug the foundations and laid the electrical wires throughout the planet.

They used science (one other evil invention by the patriarchy) logic and cause (issues the blue-haired, woke celluloids severely lack) to bequeath all of humanity with this unimaginable present.

The subsequent time some idiot complains about cultural appropriation inform her that in full equity, solely white males are entitled to make use of electrical energy then. Maintain your tamales and we’ll hold electrical energy. Appears truthful.

Oh by the best way, electrical energy covers almost all trendy technological innovations. So there’s no want to debate computer systems, microwaves, or hairdryers since all of them depend on electrical energy. However I’ll point out a number of of them anyway.


A person in all probability invented the wheel, as a result of he needed to impress a ladies, or sleep with extra of them throughout a wider territory, however who is aware of perhaps it was a non-binary, blue-haired factor with a entrance gap in its groin area. However we do know that males invented planes, trains, and the car.

Right here’s a fast assessment – Wilbur and Orville Wright invented the primary profitable airplane in North Carolina. Richard Trevithick – aka Dick Thick – invented the primary steam locomotive. The query of who invented the primary vehicle revolves round who invented the engine. One factor is settled, the inventors have been all European males. Nicholas Joseph Cugnot invented the primary steam-powered automotive within the 1700’s for the all-male French army (who invented France).

Inner Combustion Engine

The interior combustion engine gave us the fashionable vehicle and trendy transportation. George Brayton, an American male, was the inventor. Go U-S-A! (Aspect word: it was males who constructed all of the highways and bridges that span America. Thanks guys!)

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Computer systems

The evil white male Charles Babbage invented the fashionable pc within the 1800’s. The pc has been refined and improved by many hardworking males over a number of generations. Within the 1970’s Ed Robert’s invented the idea of a private pc. We’ve all heard of Invoice Gates.

The Web

Everyone is aware of that Al Gore invented the web. If I needed to be much more of a dick I might listing virtually each trendy technological invention or innovation and level out the way it was created by man. Perhaps I’ll do this sooner or later.

Let’s Hear it For the Boys

The Patriarchy will get a variety of pushback for the occasional subjugation and genocide however general it has bestowed monumental presents upon the world. Males don’t ask for a thanks, however the concept they need to bend over backwards in a perpetual apology stance is ludicrous.

Each individual makes use of the innovations of males to enhance their lives all through their complete day. Get up, activate the lights (see electrical energy), use trendy plumbing (thanks guys!) use transportation to get to work (thanks once more 0atriarchs) and and so forth. and so forth. so on and so forth.

Shout Out to the Women

Personally I really like ladies. Apart from giving us life and sustaining us in our early years ladies contribute immensely to life and tradition. They typically make nice professionals alongside males within the office. And ladies’s contributions to broader society are notable. In fact, we’d all be tough brutes and life wouldn’t be value dwelling with out the refining presence of girls.

One Extra Time for the Fellas

However please acknowledge that males created the technological advances of the fashionable world. And the fashionable world, together with Western males’s beneficiant largesse in the direction of ladies enabled the rise of feminism. Right here’s my recommendation to the unhinged, ultra-left feminists destroying in the present day’s campuses and workplaces with their hostile antics.

When you actually hate the patriarchy then cease your hypocritical and entitled use of males’s nice enhancements to our materials existence. They’re presents bestowed upon us all by Western males by way of centuries of innovation. These unimaginable patriarchs labored, experimented, struggled, and created a greater world for us. Most of them died anonymously.

They did all of it in order that at some point you would take a selfie and publish it to Instagram (invented by a person) inside an air-conditioned, nicely lit, dry and cozy dwelling (constructed by a person).

In case you actually are so confused and ignorant as to go round proclaiming your incessant hatred of the patriarchy (males) then have a little bit of integrity and go carpet munch one another into extinction. However be sure you do it within the chilly and darkish whereas being attacked by wild animals. Perhaps you then’ll understand how a lot you profit from the patriarchy each single day. And the world will slowly regain its sanity.

Learn Extra: Why Patriarchy Is The Biggest Social System Ever Created